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ื”ื™ื›ื•ื ื• ืœื‘ื™ืืช ื”ืจื•ื‘ื•ื˜ื™ื

ื”ืขื‘ืจืชื™ ื”ื™ื•ื ื‘ืื™ื™ืงื•ืŸ ื”ืจืฆืื” ืขืœ ืจื•ื‘ื•ื˜ื™ื
ื”ืื™ืจื•ืข ื‘ืื™ื™ืงื•ืŸ
ืชื•ื“ื” ืœื›ืœ ืžื™ ืฉื”ื’ื™ืข, ื”ื™ื” ื›ื™ืฃ

ื’ืจืกืช ืจืฉืช ืฉืœ ื”ืžืฆื’ืช

ื‘ื™ื‘ืœื™ื•ื’ืจืคื™ื”
The Onion – Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power?
Portal – This Is Aperture
Cats vs Roomba
Giant fire breathing baby
iDiots
Agent Smith Commercial
Mac vs PC
The Chubbchubbs
Sound of Cylons
Living Person: Niels Bohr: “Prediction is very difficult, especially if it’s about the future”
Living Person: Herbert Alexander Simon – Robot Predictions
Living Person: Asimov – Frankenstein complex, Laws of robotics
Story: R.U.R – a 1920 Czech science fiction play
Comics: XKCD
Comics: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Comics: Optipess
Episode: Dexter’s Lab – Hamhocks and Armlocks
Episode: Star Trek – Redemption part II
Episode: Futurama – Mother’s Day
TV Show: Black Mirror
TV Show: Real Humans (ร„kta mรคnniskor)
Movie: The Terminator
Movie: A.I. Artificial Intelligence
Movie: Short Circuit
Movie: The Matrix
Movie: Space Odyssey
Movie: I, Robot
Movie: Robocop
Movie: Wall-e
Movie: Transformers
Movie: App the movie
Chatbot: ELIZA
Chatbot: Cleverbot
Chatbot: Eugene Goostman
Chatbot: Bildgesmyth the dragon
Technology: Deep Blue Chess Computer
Technology: Unmanned aerial vehicle
Technology: Watson Jeopardy Computer
Technology: HBF – The human brain project
Technology: Google driverless car
Technology: Hiroshi Ishiguro – human looking robots
Technology: Nintendo R.O.B.
Technology: da Vinci Surgical System
Technology: Stuxnet
Technology: Self printing printer
Technology: Reading Brain Waves
Technology: Mars Exploration
Technology: Arduino
Technology: Lego Robots

ืื ืœื•ืงื—ื™ื ืžืฉืคื˜ ืงื™ื™ื ื›ืœืฉื”ื• ืชืžื™ื“ ื ื™ืชืŸ ื™ื”ื™ื” ืœืงืฆืจ ืื•ืชื• ื‘ืœื™ ืœืื‘ื“ ื”ืจื‘ื” ืžื”ืžืฉืžืขื•ืช ื”ืžืงื•ืจื™ืช
ืื ืœื•ืงื—ื™ื ืžืฉืคื˜ ืงื™ื™ื ื›ืœืฉื”ื• ื ื™ืชืŸ ื™ื”ื™ื” ืœืงืฆืจ ืื•ืชื• ื‘ืœื™ ืœืื‘ื“ ื”ืจื‘ื” ืžื”ืžืฉืžืขื•ืช ื”ืžืงื•ืจื™ืช
ืœื•ืงื—ื™ื ืžืฉืคื˜ ืงื™ื™ื ื›ืœืฉื”ื• – ื ื™ืชืŸ ืœืงืฆืจ ืื•ืชื• ื‘ืœื™ ืœืื‘ื“ ื”ืจื‘ื” ืžื”ืžืฉืžืขื•ืช ืฉืœื•
ื›ืœ ืžืฉืคื˜ ืฉืงื™ื™ื ื ื™ืชืŸ ืœืงืฆืจ ืื•ืชื• ื‘ืœื™ ืœืื‘ื“ ื”ืจื‘ื” ืžื”ืžืฉืžืขื•ืช ืฉืœื•
ื›ืœ ืžืฉืคื˜ ืงื™ื™ื ื ื™ืชืŸ ืœืงืฆืจ ื‘ืœื™ ืœืื‘ื“ ื”ืจื‘ื” ืžื”ืžืฉืžืขื•ืช ืฉืœื•
ื›ืœ ืžืฉืคื˜ ื ื™ืชืŸ ืœืงืฆืจ ื‘ืœื™ ืœืื‘ื“ ื”ืจื‘ื” ืžื”ืžืฉืžืขื•ืช
ื ื™ืชืŸ ืœืงืฆืจ ืžืฉืคื˜ื™ื ื‘ืœื™ ืœืื‘ื“ ื”ืจื‘ื” ืžืฉืžืขื•ืช
ืงื™ืฆื•ืจ ืžืฉืคื˜ ืœื ืคื•ื’ืข ื‘ืจื•ื‘ ืฉืœ ื”ืžืฉืžืขื•ืช
ืงื™ืฆื•ืจ ืžืฉืคื˜ ืœื ืชืžื™ื“ ืคื•ื’ืข ื‘ืžืฉืžืขื•ืช
ืžืฉืคื˜ ืžืงื•ืฆืจ ืฉื•ืžืจ ืขืœ ื”ืžืฉืžืขื•ืช
ืงื™ืฆื•ืจ ืžืฉืคื˜ ืœื ืคื•ื’ืข ื‘ืžืฉืžืขื•ืช
ืœืจื•ื‘ ื ื™ืชืŸ ืœืงืฆืจ ืžืฉืคื˜ื™ื
ืžืฉืคื˜ื™ื ื ื™ืชื ื™ื ืœืงื™ืฆื•ืจ
ื ื™ืชืŸ ืœืงืฆืจ ืžืฉืคื˜ื™ื
ืžืฉืคื˜ ืžืงื•ืฆืจ
ืงื™ืฆืจื•ื ื™

ื›ืชื‘ืชื™ ืืช ืคืจื•ื™ื™ืงื˜ ื”ืกื™ื•ื ืฉืœื™ ื‘ืงื•ืจืก: ืžื ืื ื“ ืœื˜ื˜ืจื™ืก.
ืงื•ืจืก ืฉื‘ื• ืžืชื›ื ื ื™ื ืžืขืจื›ืช ืžื—ืฉื‘ ื›ืžืขื˜ ืžืืคืก.
ืžืชื—ื™ืœื™ื ืžืžืขื’ืœื™ ื ืื ื“
(not And)
ื•ื‘ื›ืœ ืคืจื•ื™ื™ืงื˜ ื‘ื•ื ื™ื ืžื”ืจื›ื™ื‘ื™ื ืฉืœ ื”ืคืจื•ื™ื™ืงื˜ ื”ืงื•ื“ื ืจื›ื™ื‘ื™ื ื—ื“ืฉื™ื.

ื‘ืคืจื•ื™ื™ืงื˜ ื”ืกื™ื•ื ื›ื•ืชื‘ื™ื ืชื•ื›ื ื” ืœื‘ื—ื™ืจืชื ื• ื‘ืžืขืจื›ืช ืฉืชื™ื›ื ื ื•.
ื”ืžืฉื—ืง ืฉืœื™:

ืœืืชืจ ืกืคืจ ื”ืงื•ืจืก:
http://www1.idc.ac.il/tecs

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ื”ื–ื›ืจืชื™ ื›ื‘ืจ ื‘ืขื‘ืจ ืฉืงื™ื™ืžื™ื ืกื•ื’ื™ื ืฉื•ื ื™ื ืฉืœ ืœื•ื’ื™ืงื”.
ืœื›ื‘ื•ื“ ืคื•ืจื™ื ืขืจื›ืชื™ ืžืกื™ื‘ืช ื—ื™ื“ื•ืช ื•ื ื™ืกื™ืชื™ ืœืืžืฅ ืืœื™ื” ืกื•ื’ ืื—ืจ ืฉืœ ืœื•ื’ื™ืงื” ืฉืื›ื ื” – ืœื•ื’ื™ืงืช ื”ืขืจื™ืฅ.
ื–ื• ืœื ื”ืžืฆืื” ืฉืœื™, ื–ื• ืœื•ื’ื™ืงื” ืงื™ื™ืžืช ื•ืžื•ื›ืจืช ื’ื ื‘ืฉืœื˜ื•ื ื•ืช ืžืกื•ื™ื™ืžื™ื, ื›ืžื• ื’ื ื‘ื›ืœ ื—ื‘ืจื” ื‘ืขืœืช ื’ื•ืฃ ืจื™ื‘ื•ืŸ ืขืœ ื”ืืžืช (ืข”ืข ื“ืชื™ื™ื).

ื›ืฉื”ืชื—ืœื ื• ืืช ื”ืขืจื‘ ื ื™ืกื™ืชื™ ืœื”ื‘ื”ื™ืจ ืœืžืฉืชืชืคื™ื ืืช ื”ื—ื•ืง ื”ืื—ื“ ืฉืœ ืœื•ื’ื™ืงืช ื”ืขืจื™ืฅ:
ืžืฉืคื˜ ื”ื•ื ืืžืช ืžื”ืจื’ืข ืฉืื ื™ ืื•ืžืจ ืื•ืชื•.

ื‘ืื•ืคืŸ ืื™ืฉื™, ื ื™ืกื™ืชื™ ืœื“ื‘ื•ืง ื‘ืขืงืจื•ื ื•ืช ื”ืืžืช ื‘ืื•ืคืŸ ืฉืื ื™ ืชื•ืคืก ืื•ืชื ืœืœื ืงืฉืจ ืœื—ื•ืง ื”ื—ื“ืฉ, ืื‘ืœ ื–ื” ืœื ืžืฉื ื” – ื‘ืขื•ืœื ื”ืงื˜ืŸ ืฉืœื ื•, ื‘ื™ืŸ ืื ืงืœืขืชื™ ืœืืžืช ืžื•ื›ืจืช ื•ื‘ื™ืŸ ืื ืœื, ื ืฉืžืจืช ื”ืืžืช ื”ืคื ื™ืžื™ืช.

ื”ื‘ืขื™ื” ื”ื™ืชื” ืฉืœื•ื’ื™ืงื•ืช ื”ืชื ื’ืฉื•. ืืฃ ืขืœ ืคื™ ืฉื”ืฆื”ืจืชื™ ืขืœ ื”ืœื•ื’ื™ืงื” ื”ื—ื“ืฉื”, ื•ืืฃ ืขืœ ืคื™ ืฉื”ืžืฉืชืชืคื™ื ื”ื‘ื™ืขื• ื ื›ื•ื ื•ืช ืœืฉืชืฃ ืคืขื•ืœื”, ืžื•ืฉื’ื™ื ื›ืžื• ืืžืช ื•ืฉืงืจ ื›ืœ ื›ืš ืžื•ืฉืจืฉื™ื ื‘ื“ืžื ื• ืฉืงืฉื” ืœื ื• ืœืขื‘ื•ืจ ืœืชืคื™ืกื” ื–ืจื”.

ืื ื™ ืžื•ื“ื” ืฉื—ืœืง ื ื™ื›ืจ ืžื”ืชื•ืคืขื” ื”ื•ื ื‘ืืฉืžืชื™, ืœื ื”ื™ื™ืชื™ ืขืจื™ืฅ ืžืฉื›ื ืข ื‘ืžื™ื•ื—ื“, ื•ื›ืš ื ื•ืฆืจื” ื”ื‘ืขื™ื” ื”ืจืืฉื•ื ื” – ืื ืฉื™ื ื”ืชื•ื•ื›ื—ื• ืื™ืชื™, ื•ื‘ื›ืš ืขื ื”ืืžืช ื”ืžื•ื—ืœื˜ืช.

ื–ื• ืœื ื‘ืขื™ื” ืžืื•ื“ ื—ืžื•ืจื”, ื›ื™ ื‘ืกื•ืฃ ืœืจื•ื‘ ืงื™ื‘ืœื• ืืช ืžืจื•ืชื™, ื•ืื ื”ืฉืชื ืชื” ื“ืขืชื™ ื‘ืขืงื‘ื•ืช ื”ื•ื•ื™ื›ื•ื—, ืื– ืขื“ื™ื™ืŸ ื”ืืžืช ื”ืžื•ื—ืœื˜ืช (ืฉืขื›ืฉื™ื• ื”ื™ื ืฉื•ื ื” ืžืžืงื•ื“ื) ื”ื™ื ื”ืงื•ื‘ืขืช. ื•ื—ื•ืฅ ืžื–ื”, ื’ื ื‘ื—ื™ื™ื ื”ืืžื™ืชื™ื™ื ืื ืฉื™ื ืžืชื•ื•ื›ื—ื™ื ืขื ืžืฆื™ืื•ืช ื•ืขื•ื‘ื“ื•ืช.

ื”ื‘ืขื™ื” ื”ื—ืžื•ืจื” (ืžื‘ื—ื™ื ื” ืœื•ื’ื™ืช) ื”ื™ืชื” ืฉืœืคืขืžื™ื ื›ืฉืืžืจืชื™ ืžืฉื”ื• ื”ื™ื• ืฉืืžืจื• – ืœื ื ื™ืชืŸ ืœื”ืืžื™ืŸ ืœื–ื”, ืžืฉื•ื ืฉืœืคื™ ื”ืœื•ื’ื™ืงื” ืืชื” ืขืฉื•ื™ ืœื•ืžืจ ืื—ืจ ื›ืš ืžืฉื”ื• ืกื•ืชืจ ื•ื–ื• ืชื”ื™ื” ื”ืืžืช.

ื–ื” ื ื›ื•ืŸ. ืœืคื™ ืœื•ื’ื™ืงื” ืจื’ื™ืœื”: ืื ืื ื™ ืื•ืžืจ ื›ืœ ื”ืชืคื•ื—ื™ื ืื“ื•ืžื™ื. ื•ืื—ืจ ื›ืš ืื ื™ ืื•ืžืจ ื›ืœ ื”ืชืคื•ื—ื™ื ื™ืจื•ืงื™ื, ืื ื–ื• ืืžืช ืื– ื”ืžืฉืคื˜ ื”ืงื•ื“ื ืฉืืžืจืชื™ ื”ื™ื” ืฉืงืจ (ื‘ื”ื ื—ื” ืฉืงื™ื™ืžื™ื ืชืคื•ื—ื™ื).

ื–ื” ืœื ื”ืžืงืจื” ืœืคื™ ืœื•ื’ื™ืงืช ื”ืขืจื™ืฅ. ืื ื™ ืื•ืžืจ ื›ืœ ื”ืชืคื•ื—ื™ื ืื“ื•ืžื™ื – ื–ื• ืืžืช ืžื•ื—ืœื˜ืช. ืื—ืจ ื›ืš ืื ื™ ืื•ืžืจ ื›ืœ ื”ืชืคื•ื—ื™ื ื™ืจื•ืงื™ื – ื–ื• ืืžืช ืžื•ื—ืœื˜ืช. ื”ืฉืืœื” ืื ืงื•ื“ื ืฉื™ืงืจืชื™ ื›ื‘ืจ ืœื ืจืœื•ื•ื ื˜ื™ืช. ืื ื™ ืขืฉื•ื™ ืœื•ืžืจ – ืชืžื™ื“ ืืžืจืชื™ ืืžืช ื•ื–ื• ืชื”ื™ื” ืืžืช ืžื•ื—ืœื˜ืช ืืฃ ืขืœ ืคื™ ืฉื›ืœ ื”ืชืคื•ื—ื™ื ื™ืจื•ืงื™ื.

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ืžื ื”ื™ื’ – ืชืžื•ื ืช ืื™ืœื•ืกื˜ืจืฆื™ื”

ืงืฉื” ืœื”ื›ื ืก ืœืจืืฉ ืฉืœ ืœื•ื’ื™ืงืช ืขืจื™ืฅ ื•ืœื”ื‘ื™ืŸ ืืช ื–ื”, ืื ื”ื ื•ืฉื ืžืขื ื™ื™ืŸ ืืชื›ื ื”ื™ื™ืชื™ ืžืžืœื™ืฅ ืขืœ ื”ืกืคืจ 1984.
ื‘ืกืคืจ ืžืฆื™ื’ื™ื ื‘ืื•ืคืŸ ืžื•ืฆืœื— ืœืžื“ื™ ื—ื‘ืจื” ื”ืžื•ืฉืชืชืช ืขืœ ืขืงืจื•ืŸ ืœื•ื’ื™ืงืช ื”ืขืจื™ืฅ ื“ืจืš ืขื™ื ื™ื™ื ืฉืœ ื’ื™ื‘ื•ืจ ืืฉืจ ืžื’ื™ืข ืขื ืœื•ื’ื™ืงื” “ืจื’ื™ืœื””. ื‘ื”ืชื—ืœื” ื ืจืื” ืœื• ืฉื›ื•ืœื ืžืฉื•ื’ืขื™ื, ืื™ืš ืืคืฉืจ ืœื”ืืžื™ืŸ ืฉื“ื‘ืจื™ื ืกื•ืชืจื™ื ื”ื ืืžืช? ืื™ืš ืืคืฉืจ ื‘ืืžืช ื•ื‘ืชืžื™ื ืœื”ืืžื™ืŸ ืฉ4=5?
ื•ื‘ื”ืžืฉืš ื”ืกื™ืคื•ืจ ื”ื•ื ืžืฆืœื™ื— ืœื”ื˜ืžื™ืข ืขืงืจื•ื ื•ืช ืžืœื•ื’ื™ืงืช ื”ืขืจื™ืฅ.

ืขืžื•ื“: 1 2 3 4 5 ื”ื‘ื